Showing posts with label Sidney Crosby. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sidney Crosby. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

It's Time To Change Hockey's Culture


If many Canadians consider hockey to be their biggest and most boisterous source of pride, then the stubborn “man’s game” culture that surrounds it may be the source of their biggest shame.

Flash back a few months to the now infamous collision between Washington Capitals forward David Steckel and Pittsburgh Penguins forward Sidney Crosby, the latter of whom was knocked senseless after a crushing mid-ice blow to the head. Crosby never saw the sharp shoulder of Steckel coming, and Steckel was just focused on getting back into the flow of play. After much debate amongst fans and media, the Steckel hit was mostly dubbed as an unfortunate, but accidental incident. Crosby came back to finish the game, and would play the next one too, before doctors finally figured out something wasn’t quite right.
Flash forward a few weeks to a game between the Toronto Maple Leafs and Boston Bruins, where Leafs forward Mikhail Grabovski suffers a pair of crushing cranial blows after getting plastered into the boards by hulking Bruins defenceman Zdeno Chara. After the second hit, Grabovski plummets to the ice in a heap, pauses before attempting to push himself back up, then staggers back down again. Although Grabovski is clearly disoriented, the Leafs make the decision to keep him in the game. Later, there’s a shot of Grabovski using smelling salts on the bench, trying to sniff his way back to coherence. The image elucidates a disturbing reality about the never-say-die attitude of the sport.
Too often, a player’s decision to stay in the game after suffering a nauseating hit or blow to the head is backed up by the rah-rah chorus of media and fan voices who use descriptors like “courage” and “guts” in support of the player. This language is merely one part of a larger macho discourse that trumpets strength over weakness and hard-shell resiliency over perceived feminine vulnerability. Analyst Mike Milbury asserted that the removal of fighting would result in the “pansification” of the game, and called fellow analyst Pierre McGuire a “soccer mom” for his stance on no-tolerance headshots. McGuire is loud, but Milbury is louder, and too often the ones promoting change and growth in the game are drowned out by those who like things just as they are, thank you very much.
A journey into the bowels of the Internet – the hockey forums – reveals just how far this vitriolic and often misogynistic discourse trickles down.
“Nothing like a crushing check on Cindy Crosby!!” says one user on the YouTube comments section. “Hope he remembered to re-apply the mascara he lost as he went crying to his trainer.”
What the user fails to comprehend is that Crosby, of course, is not a straw dummy there to withstand the anonymous slings and arrows of juvenile name-calling. He is a human being, and when he gets nailed by a 20-miles-per-hour freight train, he’s going to feel it just like you or I would. I’m not sure if the morning after his concussion diagnosis, Crosby proceeded to his vanity table and applied his daily quotient of mascara. He may have, however, experienced the scary collapse of tunnel vision, saw the world unnaturally tilt sideways and felt waves of nausea just by taking a step out of bed.
Move back to the day of the Capitals-Penguins game. Crosby returns to the third period, and even plays the next game – the doctors claim to find nothing wrong and he is, as the patriotic hockey mantra goes, a “good Canadian boy.” This is all before the oh-wait moment, where the neuropsychologists reexamine Crosby’s brain and discover something they hadn’t previously. Before you know it, the game’s best player is out for two months and counting.
The NHL has the second-highest rate of concussions next to the National Football League, where, unlike in hockey, head-to-head encounters are typical and expected of the sport -- just a "part of the game." A CBC report found that the number of NHL concussions remains unchanged from last year’s totals, despite the new Rule 48 banning all blindside hits to the head. More disturbingly, The New York Times reported an average of 75 concussions per season in the NHL, a statistic believed to be “vastly underreported.” Former pugilists like Rob Ray, who sustained around 10-12 concussions during his career, say that enforcers do not report their concussions because they know they are “too easy to replace.” In other words, if you're a so-called wimp and can’t handle the hurt, pack up your bags. There are 10 others waiting to take your place.
All of this has made one thing painfully clear: the game is in want of a cultural change, and badly.
Changing the entire culture of a 100-year old game is not done easily. In fact, it may be one of the hardest jobs commissioner Gary Bettman will ever have to face, over headaches such as the two season-ending lockouts and the bout of financially struggling markets in the Southeast. He will have to confront a solid contingent of folks who will shout about the alleged destruction of their beloved game. He will have to deal with financial losses from angry fans who will fly to other sports that can give them what they want.
But the game is in a state of near-emergency, and the protesting voices are getting louder. One voice in particular, Keith Primeau’s, is speaking up about the four concussions he sustained before his NHL career was prematurely ended. Primeau and others have designed a program called “Play it Cool” whose goal is to educate minor hockey leaguers on proper attitude towards the game.
"There were choices that I made [to play through concussions] and part of that is because I believed that was the right mentality," he tells TSN. "The design behind 'Play it Cool' is to try and change that cultural mindset. You can still be courageous and you can still be a competitor and you can still enjoy the game, but with less risk.
"It's a new form of courage."
[Crosby photo: NY Daily News]
[Primeau photo: Finding Dulcinea]
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Tuesday, December 28, 2010

The Best of Hockey 2010

It’s almost impossible to cover everything from hockey 2010 without completely losing all of your short 21st century attention spans. I mean, I’d add it in for the sake of completeness, but really, who wants to read the words “Jim Balsillie” and “Phoenix Coyotes” in a sentence ever again? Fank q, but no fank q. So without further ado, here are my top favourite hockey stories, noteworthy news items, and moments of the year 2010. Be prepared for lots of multi-media masturbation. If your computer can’t handle it, I say, get a new one.

The year of the Meme: 90% of the users on Twitter are twits. But the other 10% usually have some things to say that are pretty interesting. Puck Daddy blog editor Greg Wyshynski, the king of the Internet hockey realm, and Sean McIndoe of Down Goes Brown both helped to create the culture of the hockey meme in 2010 - here is some of their best work:

  • Shane Doan face: Photoshop enthusiasts singled out the Shane Doan face as a target probably because Doan had on the expression of a manic serial killer on a murdering spree high. Puck Daddy threw a Reader Art Contest and received some gut-splitting submissions. Make sure to check them out here.

  • Sidney Crosby face: Similar to the DoanFace Gallery, but with less relocation jabs and more references to gladiators, monsters, and Ovechkin. It’s brilliant fun. Please see it here.

The Twitter hashtag

  • #danellisproblems: One of the Internet’s finest and most long-lasting hockey memes. Unfortunately for Dan Ellis, it will probably hound him for the rest of his NHL career. You probably already know the story by now, and if not you can find it here. If anything, the meme is a good lesson to sports athletes to be careful of what they say online, because surprisingly not everyone wants to hear millionaires complain about the creases in their white napkins or the lack of good butlers.
  • #bettmansweater

The #bettmansweater meme was the result of a bit of encouragement from Down Goes Brown and the compliance of a very competent and very willing Internet. Laughter and ridicule arose after CBC played an old clip of Gary Bettman conversing with Brian Burke in what appeared to be the ugliest sweater known to mankind. Afterwards, Twitter mercilessly erupted in a plethora of screenshots and snarky one-liners aimed at the often disparaged NHL commissioner. Some of the better ones from the night:

Burke immediately knew he had to convince Bettman to only expand to short-sleeve weather markets. #BettmanSweater

Burke was stunned. Bettman had called his tie raise, and gone all-in with a sweater. #BettmanSweater

What has four eyes, two-and-a-half hair styles, one hockey brain and no first round draft picks? #BettmanSweater

That Komisarek pass was #BettmanSweater ugly.

  • The Jagr meme: The “What, no Jagr?” meme was spawned after Puck Daddy released their “Mount Puckmore” feature, in which they picked four of each franchise’s all time top players and photoshopped their heads in the places of Mount Rushmore’s original inhabitants. A swarm of outraged and astonished readers attacked the New York Rangers’ Puckmore when it decided to include Jaromir Jagr while leaving off arguably more deserving players, such as Mike Richter or Adam Graves. Afterwards, readers would arbitrarily comment on subsequent Mount Puckmore articles with a “What no, Jagr?” even if he hadn’t played for the team in question, sparking the meme. The entire thing was hilarious and surprisingly enduring, inspiring a blog by the same name as well as a Twitter account.

The Golden Goal: What can I say about “The Goal” that hasn’t already been said? I can only express what it meant to me, personally. I kept telling myself before the game started that it was okay if Canada lost because we had had a wonderful run, beaten down Russian, fueled the nation with plenty of drama. I gave myself logical reasons for failure, but looking back, they made no sense at all. This was because there was only one ending that truly made sense for me, for the fans, for the nation – and that was hockey gold. When Sidney Crosby potted the immortal tally I (apparently) screamed, ran into a corner of the room, jumped up and down yelling “CROSBY, CROSBY, CROSBY,” rolled on the ground, took a quick moment to rub it in my Russian friend’s face, leaped onto the innocents sitting on the couch and writhed with glee. And I’ll admit, as a Crosby fan, I was more than a little pleased that he had taken the spotlight on the biggest sporting stage possible. James Duthie put it beautifully: “[Crosby] was born to score that goal.” Sidney deserved it, his teammates deserved it and Canada, through all our four years of sweating and headaches and wringing of wrists, deserved it. It was the “Henderson scores for Canada!” moment of our generation and it is something I will never, ever forget.

However, the Olympics weren’t all about Canada. I think. Some other big stories included the Swedes early exit, Slovakia’s miracle run, the colossal defeat of Alexander Ovechkin and the powerhouse Russians, and Jaromir Jagr’s triumphant if transitory return to spotlight. Ovechkin’s hit on Jagr was one of the most bone-crushing shoulder-to-shoulder blows I have ever seen, further magnified because it resulted in a turnover and a huge Evgeni Malkin goal that put the Russians up by two early into the third.


Playoffs? PLAYOFFS?: The 2010 Stanley Cup playoffs contained a lot of special moments – the monumental 0-3 series comeback by the Philadelphia Flyers over the Boston Bruins, the joyride of Jaroslav Halak and the Montreal Canadiens, the end of the 49-year Cup drought in Chicago. My favourite moments, however, involved the simpler things. And by simple, I mean Patrick Kane’s classic mullet, rated Gretzkian in greatness, Crosbian in greasiness.

Chris Pronger also provided a welcome infusion of personality with his puck stealing skills and general media snarkiness. I’m probably one of a very small minority, but Pronger is among my favourite players in the League – I love his leadership, his toughness, his skill. Also, I like mean people.


WAFFLEROFL: Making fun of the Toronto Maple Leafs has been a time-honoured tradition among Canadians for decades, but one disgruntled Leafs fan took it to a whole new level when he decided to show his frustration in the most obscure way he could: waffles on the ice. The "Eggo Bomber," who also keeps a Twitter, has been lauded and lambasted by fans and media alike, but none can doubt his audacity or his inevitable future prosecution.

For now, the Waffle Cup may be as close to the actual Cup as the Leafs are going to get. So they might as well savour it. Nom nom nom.

You Want Magic, You Want Money?: Jordan Eberle was already a minor Canadian celebrity for the ones who followed the World Junior Hockey Championship. For the few and the clueless who hadn’t been watching, Eberle’s first ever NHL goal was one of the top "stand-up and look-at-me" moments of the year. If you didn’t know about the kid then, you did after this.

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Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Sidney Crosby Fights Matt Niskanen And It's Awesome


Nothing I like better than superstars who are willing to drop the gloves every now and then, especially when it's not all bear hugs and limp-wristers. Crosby has had a few other fights in his NHL career before, but never one won so cleanly as it was in tonight's tilt against the Dallas Stars' Matt Niskanen.

Also, it was awesome. Crosby beat him like a rag doll. Can we all agree on that?



[Picture: Pittsburgh Post]
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Tuesday, October 5, 2010

10 Awesome Things To Look Forward To In The Upcoming NHL Season

1. Young Guns: So. Many. Good. Youngs in the NHL. And they all has guns. In particular, we're talking about the trifecta of Edmonton Oilers talent, Jordan Eberle, Magnus Paajarvi and Taylor Hall. While the Oilers may not be close to contending this year, fans can take solace in the fact that nightly, their team will be an electrifying one to watch.

2. Washington's Year: Many pundits are predicting the Washington Capitals to win the Stanley Cup this year - and once again, their biggest question mark leading up to the season will be in net. With the departure of Jose Theodore, the Capitals turn to Semyon Varlamov and rookie Michal Neuvirth to shoulder the load between them. The Capitals are solid at every position, and their goaltending only has to be good - not great - for them to stand an excellent chance of hoisting the Cup.

3. Canada's Best Chance: After a complete defensive breakdown and out-of-character play in last year's playoffs, the Vancouver Canucks will be looking to rebound after making a couple of key acquisitions in the off-season. Gone are defencemen Willie Mitchell and Shane O'Brien, and in come prized unrestricted free agent Dan Hamhuis and the rough-and-tumble Keith Ballard. Many wonder if the two d-men will be enough to push the Canucks to the next level, and more importantly, if Roberto Luongo will be able to bounce back after some shaky post-season play. If so, the Canucks are poised for a long Stanley Cup run.

4. Will Olli Jokinen Suck? Now I'm not trying to be a Negative Nancy or anything, but once Darryl Sutter reacquired the much-maligned NHL centreman, fans went a little crazy in Cowtown. I think I've said enough about this already, so I'll just say only one thing more: if Olli's amazing, Sutter's a genius, if he tanks, Sutter's fired - but I'm thinking he'll be somewhere in between. Just mediocre. Olli okay. Besides, Flames fans will have much more to worry about if they fail to make the playoffs again. Like their collective sanity.

5. What Will Sidney Crosby Improve Next? Foot-speed? Check. Stick-handling? Check. Faceoff percentage? Check. Goals? Check. Beard growth? Desperately needing work.


6. Blackhawks Down: The off-season saw the departure of Dustin Byfuglien, Kris Versteeg, John Madden, Brent Sopel, Andrew Ladd, Antti Niemi and Adam Burish - but throughout their cap management gymnastics, Chicago still managed to maintain their core group of players. However, many are questioning if the Blackhawks have done sufficient damage control in the acquisition of new players like Marty Turco and Fernando Pisani. The loss of toughness, size and character could mean the Blackhawks will have to shape themselves a new team image. With it could come a whole new outcome.

7. Price Ou Halak: Pierre Gauthier's decision to ship out Jaroslav Halak was a choice not taken lightly by Habs fans, some who, just weeks before, had feverishly purchased Halak jerseys during Montreal's playoff run...those poor suckers. So now the inevitable question: who will have the better season? It's going to be one of the more intriguing mysteries to unravel this season. Remember Habs fans: Carey Says Relax. But actually. Relax. Christ, you guys are nuts.

8. The Saves, The Hits, The Highlight Reel Goals: It's what we live for, these moments. It's what makes this game so special. I'm ready to have my mind blown apart, reassembled, then ripped to shreds again by the awesomeness that is soon to ensue. Speaking of mind-blowing...Jordan-FREAKIN'-Eberle, anyone?



9. Winter Classics: This year's annual Winter Classic festivities will feature the Washington Capitals versus the Pittsburgh Penguins (omgsocreative), but the most awesomest part of it all is that a few weeks before, HBO will be airing their own mini-documentary on all the pre-game preparations leading up to the big day on January 1st. This is a win for hockey.

10. Hockey Players All Sweaty: And finally, the NHL marketing team always comes out with amazing advertising campaigns - that's one part of the league that never fails to impress me. Well. Except for this. This was bad.

Their latest advertising foray is called "Questions Will Become Answers", and it's fantastic. It features the likes of Alex Ovechkin, Sidney Crosby, Ryan Miller, Jonathan Toews, and Mike Cammalleri all up in the gym just working on their fitness. There's more to it than that though, I promise.



And Sid's:
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Thursday, September 23, 2010

All You Need To Know About The Penguins-Capitals HBO Series

  • Similar to the NFL's "Hard Knocks" mini-documentaries, the HBO series will be called "24/7 Penguins/Capitals: Road To The NHL Winter Classic", and will feature an inside look at the players' preparations leading up the NHL's fourth Winter Classic on January 1st, 2011.
  • The cameras will know no boundaries - inside the locker rooms, at team meetings, within players' homes, on plane rides - HBO touts it as "unprecedented access."
  • The series will contain four episodes airing weekly at 10pm, starting on December 15th, 22nd, 29th, and then finally on January 5th, which will chronicle the events of the actual outdoor game.
  • In keeping with HBO tradition, all dialogue between players and coaches will be uncensored. Which is freakin' amazing. I look forward to eavesdropping on Bruce Boudreau, because that man was born to be uncensored.
In celebration of the announcement, "DownGoesBrown" started the Twitter meme #NHLRealityShows. Some good ones:
Here's what the players involved had to say:


“I think it’s going to be pretty cool to have them follow us around a bit. I’m sure it will be something that we look back on and it will be great to see the interaction with all the guys and all the preparation leading up to games. That will be pretty neat to have all the footage of. Hopefully fans will get to know our team a little better as regular people as well.”


“Taking our reality series ‘24/7’ into the world of the National Hockey League is a perfect fit. The ‘24/7’ franchise is fashioned on larger-than-life personalities, engaging storylines, and unrestricted access. With Sidney Crosby leading the Penguins and Alex Ovechkin leading the Capitals, we have all the ingredients for a dynamic show that will take viewers deep inside professional hockey and set the stage for the Winter Classic.”


“Most fans just see us in our equipment playing the game. Yes, they might see us up on the scoreboard doing some different charitable things, but I really think they are going to see a different side of us, the real us. They will see what it’s like when we get dressed in the locker room and what the atmosphere is. It’s way more than just skating around.”


"We've been pretty strict with access to the locker room and we've always felt that the locker room at the practice rink or the main rink is really a player sanctuary. They have to have some place where they can work and have some privacy; that's why we've been strict. But with HBO -- after watching what they did with 'Hard Knocks' and everything else and seeing some of the other programs that they've done, they're big time. We're going to give them unfettered access, because we thought 'Hard Knocks' was great."


"If I'm gonna say some bad words it's gonna be Russian words...this is gonna be probably my favorite show. It’s pretty cool experience, sick. For the team, for the guys, for the organization, it’s a big step forward. We’re gonna be on TV again, so it’s good.”

[Photo: pghpenguins]
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Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Sidney Crosby Homers Out Of An Actual Major League Ballpark

This man is magic.

I have nothing more to say.

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Tuesday, April 6, 2010

No naked Crosby Reebok Ads...for now.


I told you guys I'd keep you updated, so here it is.

Sidney Crosby will NOT be doing any nude advertisements for Reebok...for now at least. Instead, they've given him this dinky little ad full of squiggles and lines that plays like a cartoon for three-year-olds.



To placate your outrage, here's a YouTube video by the always hilarious blogging duo of Bloge Salming and Down Goes Brown, which pokes fun at the general lack of knowledge Americans possess about Canadian hockey teams. Enjoy!


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Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Ovechkin could win it all, or lose it all


Alex Ovechkin has been drowning in trophies and accolades ever since his entrance into the NHL. His name has been commonplace come award season in mid-June, where the argument is usually not of who will win the Hart, the Rocket Richard, or the Art Ross, but instead of who will finish second to the Great 8. This year, however, all pre-written praises and shoe-in ballots have been put on hold, or hastily stuffed away. Because Alex Ovechkin could win nothing this year. Nothing at all.

With a week left in the NHL season, Ovechkin leads in none of the categories he so dominated in the past. Henrik Sedin heads the Art Ross charge with 104 points, and Sidney Crosby has a tentative grasp on the Rocket Richard race, leading Ovechkin and the upstart Steve Stamkos by just a single tally. As for the Hart award, given to the "player adjudged most valuable to his team," Buffalo's Ryan Miller, Vancouver's Henrik Sedin, and Phoneix's Ilya Bryzgalov have all been arguably more "valuable" to their teams. Miller and Bryzgalov have been immeasurable to Buffalo and Phoenix's success, leading their respectively average teams into playoffs berths. To take away Henrik Sedin from the Canucks would result in a loss of their Northwest division lead and a detraction from one of the League's most potent offences. On the other hand, if you subtracted Ovie's 46 goals from the Cap's total goal amount, they would still have the number one offence overall, and when Ovechkin has been injured or suspended, the Capitals have skipped to a 7-2-1 record.

I don't want to toot Sidney Crosby's horn too much (because Lord knows I do), but this year Crosby has stepped up his goal output by a significant amount, and with considerably less talent flanking his line. Last season Crosby wound up with all of 33 goals, but as of today, he sits pretty with 47. His equally formidable teammate Evgeni Malkin has missed a substantial amount of games this year, so Crosby has also had to step in and fill any offensive holes left by Malkin's absence. Perhaps there's a remote chance at an MVP nod to Crosby then.

I don't want to ignore what Ovechkin has done this year for the Caps, however, because what he's accomplished has been spectacular. Having played just 65 games, Ovechkin is easily keeping pace with the NHL's top scorers in both total points and total goals. His +/- remains tops in the league. And after the disappointment at the Vancouver Olympics, Ovechkin has remained sublime on a line with Backstrom and Knuble. To top things off, he made a sweet pass to set up an Alex Semin goal yesterday night.

There is a dualism in this article title that hints at more than just a matter of trophies, however.

"Goaltending", the annual buzzword of the NHL playoffs, and perhaps the most important position conducive to playoff success, seems to be the Achilles' heel for both top seed contenders Washington Capitals and Chicago Blackhawks. Rejuvenated Caps netminder Jose Theodore has finally been able to pull together a consistent string of wins (17-0-2 in his last 19), but he has given up 8 goals in his last 2 games, and was pulled Sunday night against Calgary.

The Blackhawks, on the other hand, have had back-and-forth goaltending all season, alternating between the equally inconsistent Cristobal Huet and Antti Niemi. Neither one has proven himself to the be-all, end-all Number One, and both have shown flashes of brilliance followed by a flurry of shaky goals. This could spell trouble for a young Blackhawks team that is stumbling into the stretch drive of the regular season.

Ovechkin could win it all, or lose it all. Of course, there is the possibility for some "in between", and that could very well happen; a jagged-edge of hockey hardware. Knowing Ovechkin though, I wouldn't be surprised if he pulls out something magical, something grand, because flash and dazzle is right up his alley. He is, after all, Great.
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Tuesday, March 16, 2010

All these hits to the head are hurting my head


"What parent in the States watching is going to want to put their kid in hockey? We have to do something to stop this." - Blackhawks D-man Brian Campbell

Indeed Brian Campbell, we do have to do something to stop this. But what? The other Mr. Campbell, one Colin the Disciplinarian, has given the League and its fan more than a few headaches over what constitutes a suspendable play, what doesn't, what fits in with league rules, what gets overlooked, and all the other politics that get mixed into a climactic two-game suspension. Or non-suspension.

Half of me doesn't want to talk about this anymore. Seriously. I'm so sick of all this disgusting behavior in the NHL over the past two weeks, that it's hurting my head just thinking about it. Probably a little less than Marc Savard's head is hurting right now, and probably a little more than Matt Cooke's conscious is weighing on him - nonetheless...

Here are three very controversial cases with three very different results. Which one, in your opinion, was handled most reasonably by the League?

1. Steve Downie gets handed an astronomical $1000 fine for his dangerous pretzel-leg play on Sidney Crosby, which could have been a potential season-ender for dear ol' Sid. Downie makes $4,300 a day. He gets a $1000 fine. You sure showed him, Mr. Campbell. Luckily for the Penguins, Crosby wasn't injured on the play. Campbell doesn't seem to take into consideration intent though. The dirtiness and riskiness of Downie's play. Nope. No injury, no foul. What an idiot proof plan.

2. Alex Ovechkin receives a two-game suspension for his "reckless" hit on Brian Campbell during a Caps-Hawks game last Sunday. The hit divided the masses into two different schools of thought: either it was a dangerous hit, and he deserved the punishment, or it was just another strong, big-bodied hockey play. I think Campbell put himself in a vulnerable position, and Ovechkin made him pay. Could Ovechkin have let up? Certainly. In fact, he should have. But Ovie is not that type of player, and that's not the way he plays the game.

3. What has baffled me most, however, is Matt Cooke's blindside on Marc Savard. Cooke recevied no suspension on the play because, as Colin Campbell explained, there's no current NHL rule that penalizes head shots, and also that the League "has to be consistent," alluding to Mike Richards' eerily similar headshot on David Booth earlier this year. This stupefies me for two reasons. First of all, the last time I checked, the NHL is able to dole out suspensions to whoever they deem had an "intent to injure," in which Cookie would be prime candidate #1. But in the name of "consistency," which is ludicrous because I say screw consistency, a player's health is in jeopardy, Cooke escapes scot-free.

Colin, it's time to discard your pride, throw down a 10-game suspension for first time headshot offenders, 20-games for second time offenders, and the rest of the season for third timers. Done.
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Saturday, March 6, 2010

Sidney Crosby to pose naked?


There are rumors rumbling around about a new Reebok campaign that would feature nude athletes wearing a new line of their shoes. I quote now: "Other signed to wear Reebok ZigTech shoes (naked ads): Shane Mosley, Thierry Henry, Santonio Holmes, Sidney Crosby."

K. Thanks.

I'll update you guys as soon as I find out more information. Not like any of you care though. More like you're all groaning and holding your head in front of your computer saying, "Alisooon..."

Edit: Update can be found here.
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Thursday, March 4, 2010

Brooks Orpik looks like a child molester, and more!



Just a quick little update today.

In the last few years, it seems like hockey fans around the league have lost a little of the romance they had with player nicknames (Foppa, The Eagle, The Russian Rocket, etc). Now we have a selection that includes The Great 8, Sid the Kid and...that's about it. Nicknames aren't what they used to be. But now, everything has changed.

Behold, the nickname of the year.

Penguins D-man Brooks Orpik has been accused by Pens fans of looking a little like a child molester. Those wide, frantic eyes. That wild, unkempt hair. That creepy van he keeps with the words "FREE CANDY" written on the front. Wait, what?

Yes, "Free Candy" is the latest nickname in the NHL that has caught fire. Note the cleverly photoshopped image in which Orpik's mug stares at you rather invitingly. He's daring you to come into that van. He has free candy. This nickname works for me.

In other news, I've noticed that a number of people have been finding my blog by typing in "kesler", along with either the words "hate" or "loser" into Google. This is sad.

Also, there's this contest going on right now where people are sending in their photoshopped pictures of Sidney's gold medal celebration. People have gotten mighty creative with this one. Above you can see an embodiment of Pierre McGuire's unnatural love for Crosby. And here's one with Glee...

You can find the rest here. I highly recommended them. So hilarious.

Lasty, here's Drew Doughty showing off his lip-synching skills. This has nothing to do with hockey.


[Crosby images courtesy of Puck Daddy]
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