No naked Crosby Reebok Ads...for now.

I told you guys I'd keep you updated, so here it is.

Sidney Crosby will NOT be doing any nude advertisements for Reebok...for now at least. Instead, they've given him this dinky little ad full of squiggles and lines that plays like a cartoon for three-year-olds.

To placate your outrage, here's a YouTube video by the always hilarious blogging duo of Bloge Salming and Down Goes Brown, which pokes fun at the general lack of knowledge Americans possess about Canadian hockey teams. Enjoy!