Showing posts with label Pittsburgh Penguins. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pittsburgh Penguins. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

It's Time To Change Hockey's Culture


If many Canadians consider hockey to be their biggest and most boisterous source of pride, then the stubborn “man’s game” culture that surrounds it may be the source of their biggest shame.

Flash back a few months to the now infamous collision between Washington Capitals forward David Steckel and Pittsburgh Penguins forward Sidney Crosby, the latter of whom was knocked senseless after a crushing mid-ice blow to the head. Crosby never saw the sharp shoulder of Steckel coming, and Steckel was just focused on getting back into the flow of play. After much debate amongst fans and media, the Steckel hit was mostly dubbed as an unfortunate, but accidental incident. Crosby came back to finish the game, and would play the next one too, before doctors finally figured out something wasn’t quite right.
Flash forward a few weeks to a game between the Toronto Maple Leafs and Boston Bruins, where Leafs forward Mikhail Grabovski suffers a pair of crushing cranial blows after getting plastered into the boards by hulking Bruins defenceman Zdeno Chara. After the second hit, Grabovski plummets to the ice in a heap, pauses before attempting to push himself back up, then staggers back down again. Although Grabovski is clearly disoriented, the Leafs make the decision to keep him in the game. Later, there’s a shot of Grabovski using smelling salts on the bench, trying to sniff his way back to coherence. The image elucidates a disturbing reality about the never-say-die attitude of the sport.
Too often, a player’s decision to stay in the game after suffering a nauseating hit or blow to the head is backed up by the rah-rah chorus of media and fan voices who use descriptors like “courage” and “guts” in support of the player. This language is merely one part of a larger macho discourse that trumpets strength over weakness and hard-shell resiliency over perceived feminine vulnerability. Analyst Mike Milbury asserted that the removal of fighting would result in the “pansification” of the game, and called fellow analyst Pierre McGuire a “soccer mom” for his stance on no-tolerance headshots. McGuire is loud, but Milbury is louder, and too often the ones promoting change and growth in the game are drowned out by those who like things just as they are, thank you very much.
A journey into the bowels of the Internet – the hockey forums – reveals just how far this vitriolic and often misogynistic discourse trickles down.
“Nothing like a crushing check on Cindy Crosby!!” says one user on the YouTube comments section. “Hope he remembered to re-apply the mascara he lost as he went crying to his trainer.”
What the user fails to comprehend is that Crosby, of course, is not a straw dummy there to withstand the anonymous slings and arrows of juvenile name-calling. He is a human being, and when he gets nailed by a 20-miles-per-hour freight train, he’s going to feel it just like you or I would. I’m not sure if the morning after his concussion diagnosis, Crosby proceeded to his vanity table and applied his daily quotient of mascara. He may have, however, experienced the scary collapse of tunnel vision, saw the world unnaturally tilt sideways and felt waves of nausea just by taking a step out of bed.
Move back to the day of the Capitals-Penguins game. Crosby returns to the third period, and even plays the next game – the doctors claim to find nothing wrong and he is, as the patriotic hockey mantra goes, a “good Canadian boy.” This is all before the oh-wait moment, where the neuropsychologists reexamine Crosby’s brain and discover something they hadn’t previously. Before you know it, the game’s best player is out for two months and counting.
The NHL has the second-highest rate of concussions next to the National Football League, where, unlike in hockey, head-to-head encounters are typical and expected of the sport -- just a "part of the game." A CBC report found that the number of NHL concussions remains unchanged from last year’s totals, despite the new Rule 48 banning all blindside hits to the head. More disturbingly, The New York Times reported an average of 75 concussions per season in the NHL, a statistic believed to be “vastly underreported.” Former pugilists like Rob Ray, who sustained around 10-12 concussions during his career, say that enforcers do not report their concussions because they know they are “too easy to replace.” In other words, if you're a so-called wimp and can’t handle the hurt, pack up your bags. There are 10 others waiting to take your place.
All of this has made one thing painfully clear: the game is in want of a cultural change, and badly.
Changing the entire culture of a 100-year old game is not done easily. In fact, it may be one of the hardest jobs commissioner Gary Bettman will ever have to face, over headaches such as the two season-ending lockouts and the bout of financially struggling markets in the Southeast. He will have to confront a solid contingent of folks who will shout about the alleged destruction of their beloved game. He will have to deal with financial losses from angry fans who will fly to other sports that can give them what they want.
But the game is in a state of near-emergency, and the protesting voices are getting louder. One voice in particular, Keith Primeau’s, is speaking up about the four concussions he sustained before his NHL career was prematurely ended. Primeau and others have designed a program called “Play it Cool” whose goal is to educate minor hockey leaguers on proper attitude towards the game.
"There were choices that I made [to play through concussions] and part of that is because I believed that was the right mentality," he tells TSN. "The design behind 'Play it Cool' is to try and change that cultural mindset. You can still be courageous and you can still be a competitor and you can still enjoy the game, but with less risk.
"It's a new form of courage."
[Crosby photo: NY Daily News]
[Primeau photo: Finding Dulcinea]
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Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Video: Evgeni Malkin is Very Russian and We Love Him For It

Okay, this is by far the funniest unintentionally funny "commercial" that I've seen in a while.

Foreigners you know...gotta love 'em.



ANOZER DAY AT ZEE OFFIZZ!
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Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Sidney Crosby Fights Matt Niskanen And It's Awesome


Nothing I like better than superstars who are willing to drop the gloves every now and then, especially when it's not all bear hugs and limp-wristers. Crosby has had a few other fights in his NHL career before, but never one won so cleanly as it was in tonight's tilt against the Dallas Stars' Matt Niskanen.

Also, it was awesome. Crosby beat him like a rag doll. Can we all agree on that?



[Picture: Pittsburgh Post]
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Thursday, September 23, 2010

All You Need To Know About The Penguins-Capitals HBO Series

  • Similar to the NFL's "Hard Knocks" mini-documentaries, the HBO series will be called "24/7 Penguins/Capitals: Road To The NHL Winter Classic", and will feature an inside look at the players' preparations leading up the NHL's fourth Winter Classic on January 1st, 2011.
  • The cameras will know no boundaries - inside the locker rooms, at team meetings, within players' homes, on plane rides - HBO touts it as "unprecedented access."
  • The series will contain four episodes airing weekly at 10pm, starting on December 15th, 22nd, 29th, and then finally on January 5th, which will chronicle the events of the actual outdoor game.
  • In keeping with HBO tradition, all dialogue between players and coaches will be uncensored. Which is freakin' amazing. I look forward to eavesdropping on Bruce Boudreau, because that man was born to be uncensored.
In celebration of the announcement, "DownGoesBrown" started the Twitter meme #NHLRealityShows. Some good ones:
Here's what the players involved had to say:


“I think it’s going to be pretty cool to have them follow us around a bit. I’m sure it will be something that we look back on and it will be great to see the interaction with all the guys and all the preparation leading up to games. That will be pretty neat to have all the footage of. Hopefully fans will get to know our team a little better as regular people as well.”


“Taking our reality series ‘24/7’ into the world of the National Hockey League is a perfect fit. The ‘24/7’ franchise is fashioned on larger-than-life personalities, engaging storylines, and unrestricted access. With Sidney Crosby leading the Penguins and Alex Ovechkin leading the Capitals, we have all the ingredients for a dynamic show that will take viewers deep inside professional hockey and set the stage for the Winter Classic.”


“Most fans just see us in our equipment playing the game. Yes, they might see us up on the scoreboard doing some different charitable things, but I really think they are going to see a different side of us, the real us. They will see what it’s like when we get dressed in the locker room and what the atmosphere is. It’s way more than just skating around.”


"We've been pretty strict with access to the locker room and we've always felt that the locker room at the practice rink or the main rink is really a player sanctuary. They have to have some place where they can work and have some privacy; that's why we've been strict. But with HBO -- after watching what they did with 'Hard Knocks' and everything else and seeing some of the other programs that they've done, they're big time. We're going to give them unfettered access, because we thought 'Hard Knocks' was great."


"If I'm gonna say some bad words it's gonna be Russian words...this is gonna be probably my favorite show. It’s pretty cool experience, sick. For the team, for the guys, for the organization, it’s a big step forward. We’re gonna be on TV again, so it’s good.”

[Photo: pghpenguins]
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Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Sidney Crosby Homers Out Of An Actual Major League Ballpark

This man is magic.

I have nothing more to say.

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Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Max Talbot Calls Alexander Ovechkin a "Douche"


105.9 The X, a local Pittsburgh radio station, had Max Talbot on to talk a little bit about the upcoming Winter Classic starring his own Pittsburgh Penguins versus the Washington Capitals. Max has never been one to pull any punches, and today was no exception - just listen to his answer when he was asked about his feelings towards one Alexander Ovechkin. Find the full interview here - the first blow comes about a minute in. Hilarious.

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Thursday, July 1, 2010

Duncan's Teeth - Some thoughts on free agent frenzy

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[Duncan's Teeth is a round-up of the seven most interesting and intriguing hockey links of the day. Named in honour of Duncan Keith and the late seven teeth he lost on that fateful day of Sunday, May 23rd, 2010. May the chicklets rest in peace.]

It's a good day to be a Vancouver Canucks fan. GM Mike Gillis shores up the blue line by snagging the coveted Dan Hamhuis for a six-year, $4.5 million deal, while adding depth to the front by acquiring forwards Manny Malhotra, Jeff Tambellini, and Joel Perrault. Also, the 'Nucks news you might have missed: Andrew Raycroft signs with the Dallas Stars, which leaves space for prospect Cory Schneider to shift into the number two spot behind Roberto Luongo (if he doesn't get traded first). These moves likely signal the end for Kevin Bieksa...goodbye, Chiseled Jawline. [Vancouver Sun]
The Pittsburgh Penguins waste no time filling the chasm left by the departure of Sergei Gonchar, signing defencemen Zbynek Michalek and Paul Martin for $20 million over five seasons and $25 million over five seasons, respectively. I love these two deals for the Penguins - contract length means stability long-term, and Michalek and Martin, while not the most offensively minded, are two of the most quietly reliable defencemen in the League. [Associated Press]
Speaking of Sergei Gonchar, the Ottawa Senators reel in one of the biggest fish in the UFA market, signing the Russian to a three-year, $16.5 million deal. Although he's getting up there in age, Gonchar is still a great defenceman, not to mention a calming presence in the locker room and a vast improvement over the Senators lowly power play. [Ottawa Citizen]
Surprising. Bizarre. Outlandish. These are all adjectives that have been used to describe Darryl Sutter's signing of former Calgary Flames player Olli Jokinen to yet another contract, albeit at $2.5 million less than last time ($6 million over two years). Some quick perusing over at the Calary Flames message board has told me that Flames fans are none too happy. Actually, the reactions are kind of hilarious. The fact that Jokinen showed zero chemistry on a line with Jarome Iginla did not seem to play into Sutter's decision, but Alex Tanguay's arrival might mean Jokinen will be able to be hog the puck on a line all by himself. [Calgary Herald]
It's a day for filling holes: the New Jersey Devils sign defenceman Henrik Tallinder to a four-year, $13.5 million contract, then land the shot-blocking, hard-nosed blue liner Anton Volchenkov for $25.5 million over six years. I like these moves by the Devils; both players should fit right into the traditional New Jersey defensive model. [NJ.com]
The funny love-hate relationship Blackhawks blogger Steve Rosenbloom has with Kris Versteeg. Refers to Versteeg rapping, which is good enough for me. [Rosenblog]
James Mirtle has a great list of the free agents still available. Some significant pieces still in play. [The Globe and Mail]

In other news, Kyle Wellwood has yet to sign with a team. This is sad. Cry cry cry.


[Hamhuis Photo: Philly Sports Blog]
[Welly Photo: Canuckz]
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Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Picture of the Day: Sergei Gonchar Forgets His Pants

Look closely...very closely. But not too closely. Sergei Gonchar has no pants on. Those Russians are some kind of crazy.

[Photo: P.S.A.M.P]
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Wednesday, April 28, 2010

One-liner Playoff Predictions - 2nd Round

Well...as close to one line as I can get. I don't want to make these sentences absolutely ridiculous by inserting 10 semi-colons for the sake of maintaining the whole "one-line" thing. God. This pressure is getting to me. I'm going to call these "one-paragraph playoff predictions" instead.

Eastern Conference

Pittsburgh vs. Montreal: This is Montreal's gift for taking down the Capitals, the League's top regular season juggernaut and President's Trophy winner. I think I heard a TSN analyst (maybe Dreger) say that Pittsburgh will be a tougher test for Halak because they "work harder [than Washington]." Ouch. Tell that to a sweaty Ovechkin. Anyway, Halak will once again have to play like he's possessed if Montreal is to squeak out the series. Otherwise, Pittsburgh will grind down an already worn Habs team through their hard work (ha), superstar talent, and second and third line contributions. I'll give Montreal two wins, just because the last time people didn't take them seriously...well...look what happened. Pittsburgh in 6.

Philadelphia vs. Boston: Zzzzz. No, I kid, I kid. Do we have another match-up of hot goaltenders? Brian Boucher is no Jaroslav Halak, but he played magical for the Flyers in their first-round upset of New Jersey. Injuries will be a factor: Philly's key contributors Simon Gagne and Jeff Carter are still on the injury list, while Marc Savard makes his triumphant return to the Boston lineup after taking a brutal blind-side hit from Matt Cooke on March 7th. This is going to be a tough, tough series. Look for Milan Lucic and the entire Flyers team to fight each other at least twice. Boston must get to Boucher early. If they can produce as much offence as they did in round 1, and have Tuukka Rask continue to play sublimely, then they should be able to handle Philly. Boston in 6.

Western Conference

San Jose vs. Detroit: Woo, what a match-up! A year ago this would have been considered a clash of the titans, and even now with Detroit having fallen slightly from grace, people are still looking at this second-rounder and thinking, "ho shit." Let's get one thing straight: the Sharks will get blown out of the water if they continue to rely on secondary scoring from Joe Pavelski and get as little production as they did from Heatley, Thornton, and Marleau against Colorado. What they produced is simply - all together now - not good enough. Detroit displayed their veteran resiliency and skill last round, and I think they're going to be able to maintain that same heart and ability to perform in big moments. The simple fact is, Detroit's superstars can show up while San Jose's can't. Nevertheless, it's going to be close. Detroit in 7.

Chicago vs. Vancouver: It's a meeting of old enemies in the other Western Conference semi-final, and this one could be a doozy. Shaping up to be one of the best new rivalries in the NHL, this match-up hosts a number of villainous creatures like Dustin Byfuglien, Ryan Kesler, and Alex Burrows, as well as the dreaded Marian Hossa curse that hangs heavily over all (or just over the Hawks, whatever). Sorry Van fans, this is going to be a close one, but the Hawks play Vancouver as well as anyone in the League. Chicago's quick and skilled young forwards will ultimately get the better of a shaky Vancouver defense. Keys to Vancouver eking this one out: (1) Luongo outduels Niemi to the point of total pwnage, and (2) the Canucks continue to get consistent all-around scoring from three lines. The defence you can't do anything about. I want to be proven wrong on this one, but: Chicago in 6.

Also, here's an awesome video of players from the Canucks reacting to the Blackhawks' slightly-catchy-in-that-annoying-way goal song, "Chelsea Dagger".

I feel like I could go 4-0 or 0-4 in this round; there are a LOT of tight match-ups, and in three out of four series, there are no clear winners. Let the games begin!
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Monday, April 26, 2010

Review of 1st Round Predictions


Before I get into predictions for round deux, I'm going to do a little backtracking and see where I went wrong, and also where I went...oh so right...in round 1.

1. Washington vs. Montreal: Although Nicklas Backstrom is apparently injured, Washington will roll Montreal because they can beat the Habs at their own special teams game: offence, offence, and more offence. If Montreal is to have any chance at all, Halak will have to stand on his head. Washington in 5.

Halak stood on his head. End of story. Did anyone see this coming? Nope. Absolutely incredible. Montreal wins in 7.

2. New Jersey vs. Philadelphia: With Philly just sqeaking into the playoffs, I predict a more veteran group of Jersey players will eventually prevail against a beat up Flyers squad - Kovalchuk will be a gamebreaker. Jersey in 6.

Well...so much for this one. Even though Brodeur at times played b-a-n-a-n-a-s, and at other times played like he had 40/20 vision, Jersey could not muster enough offence to back him up, and Philly got big goals from unlikely sources. Philadelphia wins in 5.

3. Buffalo vs. Boston: I smell an upset in this one; it's going to be a battle of the goaltenders Miller and Rask, and if Boston plays their ultraconservative style, I think they can squeak out one more win than Buffalo. Boston in 7.

Good call, me. Rask outdueled Miller and Boston produced a surprising amount of offence while keeping it relatively tight defensively. Boston wins in 6.

4. Pittsburgh vs. Ottawa: Pittsburgh will win because Sidney Crosby's got his groove on, and Evgeni Malkin is ramping it up again: beware the two-headed beast. Pittsburgh in 6.

Crosby indeed maintained his groove and a little more, and Malkin was good enough to qualify as the lesser head in the Hydra-lic Pittsburgh beast. Pittsburgh wins in 6.

5. San Jose vs. Colorado: Because I think it's fairly funny, I'm going to choose Colorado over San Jose, because until San Jose proves that they're capable of any kind of post-season success, they ain't getting none of this love. Colorado in 7.

This was awfully close: 3/6 games were decided in OT. Game 4 for the Avs was the pivotal one where they could have stolen a 3-1 series lead, yet it was the Sharks' less renowned Joe - Joe Pavelski - who stepped up to play Mr. Clutch while "No Show Joe" loitered quietly in the background. Nothing new. San Jose wins in 6.

6. Chicago vs. Nashville: Chicago will win because they want it more, and they've got the young talent and the drive to do it, but Nashville will be tough competition, simply because of the way they've been playing their game for years. Chicago in 6.

Chicago won what I thought was one of the more lackluster series in the playoffs, excluding game 5, which heart-pounding exciting. Nashville played their usual suffocating style and at times looked like they were going to rope-a-dope Chicago till death, until Toews, Kane, and...Hossa? stepped it up. Chicago wins in 6.

7. Vancouver vs. Los Angeles: I love Los Angeles, and I especially love Drew Doughty, but as long as Vancouver's defence doesn't deteriorate completely, I believe Vancouver's group is as cohesive as it's been in years. Vancouver in 6.

Poor Drew Doughty ended up -2 in the final game of the series, although he was arguably the Kings' best player overall. Funnily enough, when I said "as long as Vancouver's defence doesn't deteriorate completely," I was referring to their even-strength play, but it was their horrendous PK that just about unraveled their season. Luckily, Vancouver's big guns came to the rescue. Zing, Mikael Samuelsson! Vancouver wins in 6.

8. Phoneix vs. Detroit: I just love the way Detroit is playing right now; they've been in playoff mode for months, and they're healthy - Phoneix has a chance if Bryzgalov plays out of his mind. Detroit in 6.

Bryzgalov played bonkers for the 'Yotes in game 6, and looked like he might steal another one early on in game 7, but ultimately the poise and experience of the Wings took over and sent the Coyotes home howling. Last time we'll see hockey in Phoneix? Probably. Thank God. Detroit wins in 7.

So overall, I went 5/8. Montreal's upset over Washington was the big one that probably screwed over 95% of peoples' playoff brackets. What an amaaazing first round!
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Tuesday, April 13, 2010

One-liner Playoff Predictions - 1st Round


I don't have time to write anything more than simple one-liner playoff predictions this year. Papers, exams, you know how it is. So here we go.

Eastern Conference

Washington vs. Montreal: Although Nicklas Backstrom is apparently injured, Washington will roll Montreal because they can beat the Habs at their own special teams game: offence, offence, and more offence. If Montreal is to have any chance at all, Halak will have to stand on his head. Washington in 5.

New Jersey vs. Philadelphia: With Philly just sqeaking into the playoffs, I predict a more veteran group of Jersey players will eventually prevail against a beat up Flyers squad - Kovalchuk will be a gamebreaker. Jersey in 6.

Buffalo vs. Boston: I smell an upset in this one; it's going to be a battle of the goaltenders Miller and Rask, and if Boston plays their ultraconservative style, I think they can squeak out one more win than Buffalo. Boston in 7.

Pittsburgh vs. Ottawa: Pittsburgh will win because Sidney Crosby's got his groove on, and Evgeni Malkin is ramping it up again: beware the two-headed beast. Pittsburgh in 6.

Western Conference

San Jose vs. Colorado: Because I think it's fairly funny, I'm going to choose Colorado over San Jose, because until San Jose proves that they're capable of any kind of post-season success, they ain't getting none of this love. Colorado in 7.

Chicago vs. Nashville: Chicago will win because they want it more, and they've got the young talent and the drive to do it, but Nashville will be tough competition, simply because of the way they've been playing their game for years. Chicago in 6.

Vancouver vs. Los Angeles: I love Los Angeles, and I especially love Drew Doughty, but as long as Vancouver's defence doesn't deteriorate completely, I believe Vancouver's group is as cohesive as it's been in years. Vancouver in 6.

Phoneix vs. Detroit: I just love the way Detroit is playing right now; they've been in playoff mode for months, and they're healthy - Phoneix has a chance if Bryzgalov plays out of his mind. Detroit in 6.

This is my first shot at playoff predictions, so it's going to be interesting to see how messy it gets! Stay tuned kids!

P.S. last year I predicted Pittsburgh over Detroit in 7. Just sayin'.

[Image courtesy of NHL]
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Tuesday, March 16, 2010

All these hits to the head are hurting my head


"What parent in the States watching is going to want to put their kid in hockey? We have to do something to stop this." - Blackhawks D-man Brian Campbell

Indeed Brian Campbell, we do have to do something to stop this. But what? The other Mr. Campbell, one Colin the Disciplinarian, has given the League and its fan more than a few headaches over what constitutes a suspendable play, what doesn't, what fits in with league rules, what gets overlooked, and all the other politics that get mixed into a climactic two-game suspension. Or non-suspension.

Half of me doesn't want to talk about this anymore. Seriously. I'm so sick of all this disgusting behavior in the NHL over the past two weeks, that it's hurting my head just thinking about it. Probably a little less than Marc Savard's head is hurting right now, and probably a little more than Matt Cooke's conscious is weighing on him - nonetheless...

Here are three very controversial cases with three very different results. Which one, in your opinion, was handled most reasonably by the League?

1. Steve Downie gets handed an astronomical $1000 fine for his dangerous pretzel-leg play on Sidney Crosby, which could have been a potential season-ender for dear ol' Sid. Downie makes $4,300 a day. He gets a $1000 fine. You sure showed him, Mr. Campbell. Luckily for the Penguins, Crosby wasn't injured on the play. Campbell doesn't seem to take into consideration intent though. The dirtiness and riskiness of Downie's play. Nope. No injury, no foul. What an idiot proof plan.

2. Alex Ovechkin receives a two-game suspension for his "reckless" hit on Brian Campbell during a Caps-Hawks game last Sunday. The hit divided the masses into two different schools of thought: either it was a dangerous hit, and he deserved the punishment, or it was just another strong, big-bodied hockey play. I think Campbell put himself in a vulnerable position, and Ovechkin made him pay. Could Ovechkin have let up? Certainly. In fact, he should have. But Ovie is not that type of player, and that's not the way he plays the game.

3. What has baffled me most, however, is Matt Cooke's blindside on Marc Savard. Cooke recevied no suspension on the play because, as Colin Campbell explained, there's no current NHL rule that penalizes head shots, and also that the League "has to be consistent," alluding to Mike Richards' eerily similar headshot on David Booth earlier this year. This stupefies me for two reasons. First of all, the last time I checked, the NHL is able to dole out suspensions to whoever they deem had an "intent to injure," in which Cookie would be prime candidate #1. But in the name of "consistency," which is ludicrous because I say screw consistency, a player's health is in jeopardy, Cooke escapes scot-free.

Colin, it's time to discard your pride, throw down a 10-game suspension for first time headshot offenders, 20-games for second time offenders, and the rest of the season for third timers. Done.
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Thursday, March 4, 2010

Brooks Orpik looks like a child molester, and more!



Just a quick little update today.

In the last few years, it seems like hockey fans around the league have lost a little of the romance they had with player nicknames (Foppa, The Eagle, The Russian Rocket, etc). Now we have a selection that includes The Great 8, Sid the Kid and...that's about it. Nicknames aren't what they used to be. But now, everything has changed.

Behold, the nickname of the year.

Penguins D-man Brooks Orpik has been accused by Pens fans of looking a little like a child molester. Those wide, frantic eyes. That wild, unkempt hair. That creepy van he keeps with the words "FREE CANDY" written on the front. Wait, what?

Yes, "Free Candy" is the latest nickname in the NHL that has caught fire. Note the cleverly photoshopped image in which Orpik's mug stares at you rather invitingly. He's daring you to come into that van. He has free candy. This nickname works for me.

In other news, I've noticed that a number of people have been finding my blog by typing in "kesler", along with either the words "hate" or "loser" into Google. This is sad.

Also, there's this contest going on right now where people are sending in their photoshopped pictures of Sidney's gold medal celebration. People have gotten mighty creative with this one. Above you can see an embodiment of Pierre McGuire's unnatural love for Crosby. And here's one with Glee...

You can find the rest here. I highly recommended them. So hilarious.

Lasty, here's Drew Doughty showing off his lip-synching skills. This has nothing to do with hockey.


[Crosby images courtesy of Puck Daddy]
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