I'd like to share a very funny and very terrible poem I wrote when I was 15. This is not edited. It's bad writing at its greatest.
...okay, maybe it's a little tongue-and-cheek. But mainly it's just bad.
Hockey is Great
Hockey is a contact sport
A line that never rang so true
There’s defence and offence, and goalies aplenty
And three thick lines—coloured red and blue
The Maple Leafs really suck
But I guess the Sharks are okay
The goalie in New Jersey really rocks
But Go Canucks all the way!
My favourite analyst is Pierre McGuire
His monster picks are the best
And what’s with Tie Domi and TSN?
He thinks he’s better than all the rest
I really hope I win my pool this year
But Ovechkin is letting me down
I thought I could put my trust in him
But all he’s doing is leaving me with a frown
The good thing about being a girl fan
Is that you’re constantly checking players out
There are a lot of sexy players in the NHL
But Spezza is the hottest without a doubt!
