Duncan's Teeth - Duchene scores an absolute beauty, Hodgson is pretty much kind of ready

[Duncan's Teeth is a round-up of the seven most interesting and intriguing hockey links of the day. Named in honour of Duncan Keith and the late seven teeth he lost in the playoffs on that fateful day of Sunday, May 23rd, 2010. May the chicklets rest in peace.]

Matt Duchene scores an orgasmic, Datsyukian-like goal during the shootout of a Colorado Avalanche Intersquad game. Guuhhhamazing. (BTW, picture above = most awkward thing ever? His pants are feeling the strain...) [Puck Daddy]

The New York Islanders have signed their fifth overall pick in the 2010 Draft, Nino Niederreiter, to a three-year entry level contract. So...jealous... [NHL]
In the spirit of disclosing all things Patrick Kane, here's his latest interview with the Globe and Mail's Eric Duhatschek. It's all about money, cars, partying, and bitches. Or not. [Globe and Mail]
Is he healthy or is he injured? Beware hockey poolies - Marc Savard, still suffering from post-concussion symptoms, could be out for the entire season. [NESN]
Calm down Canucks fans...Cody Hodgson is healthy and ready to rumble! Sort of. [Vancouver Sun]
For all you video game nerdos out there who bought NHL 11 at 12:01am on the day of its release, here's a review from The Hockey News proclaiming it the "best hockey game for the series so far." Ooooo. Geek out! [THN]
Hey! For the huuuge amount of lady readers I have (at least two), here's a hilarious hockey site dedicated to all the "passionate female fans" who need to get their eye candy fix on. [HFTL]

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